Fried rice anyone?

I seriously cant cook for nuts. Wanted to have some fried rice for lunch just now but apparently it turned out to be some gross disgusting-looking awful-tasting gooey rice mashed with pathetically chopped carrots, a few strands of xiao bai cai and bits of chicken strewn all over the pan. I was almost ready to puke when i saw it, and definitely on the verge of throwing up everything when i forced it down my throat.

I honestly think i should stick to pizza and instant noodles till i get some decent cooking lessons at least.

Bleah.