My sis just returned from her Perth school trip yesterday morning. Going with $400, she came back with not a single cent left. Besides the foodstuff and souvenirs she was instructed to buy, she gave my mum a bottle of J.Lo Glow frangrance, my dad a bottle of Jean Paul Gaultier cologne, a couple of Nike t-shirts and ankle socks for herself, and a t-shirt especially for me that reads:

"Someone who loves me went to Perth Western Australia to buy me this shirt".

And I truly doubt if she really means it.